My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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