i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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