He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Text me some of your sweat
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