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• (518): View more from New York

  I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.

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