just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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