i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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