can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
