I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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