Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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