The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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