found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm always down for nudity.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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