how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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