Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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