Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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