no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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