I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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