i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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