Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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