found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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