Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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