I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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