Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm bleeding and have questions
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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