Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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