i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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