and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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