Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think my mom watched the whole time
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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