I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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