the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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