My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Swine flu. Run for my life!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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