dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
