Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
another moral hangover. fuck.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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