Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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