i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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