Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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