First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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