One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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