he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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