You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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