i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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