i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
no you cant smoke seaweed
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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