Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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