Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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