The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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