Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
