I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
