just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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