I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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