Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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