You really coming over, don't trick.
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
