How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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