i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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