We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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