I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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