Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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