theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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