Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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