i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
They are going to name an STD after you.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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