My nipple is on Facebook.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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